Real-life Dilbert manager quotes

Since I'm an IT architect, this list of real PHB* quotes is particularly funny. I may have heard some of these a time or two, but the real funny I run into all the time is a business-imposed deadline that has no reason they are willing to share with us. And us IT folks are supposed to be "partners" with the business. Partners as long as you're doing what they ask, when they want it, and for the amount of money they're willing to pay.

Yes, "moving at the speed of business" is our most favorite oxymoron.

* Pointy-Haired Boss